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Funny or Witty Costume Ideas

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On the more humorous side of Halloween, Here are a few of our favorite funny/witty costume ideas. These aren’t all appropriate for younger children as some contain Adult themed ideas!

Funny or Witty Costume Ideas

  • Aircraft Carrier
  • Attack Dog Trainer
  • Babe Magnet Costume
  • Babysitter Costume
  • Black-Eyed P
  • Ceiling Fan Costume
  • Chia Pet Costume
  • Deviled Egg
  • Ding Bat
  • Dust Bunny
  • Game Show Contestant
  • God’s Gift to Men
  • God’s Gift to Women
  • Holy Cow
  • Human Flash Light
  • Leaf Blower Costume
  • Movie Theater Floor
  • One Night Stand
  • Nudist on Strike
  • Nudist on Strike #2
  • Paper Shredder
  • Quarter Pounder Costume
  • RunAway bride
  • Sheet Music
  • Stick a Fork In It
  • Tickled Pink Costume
  • Well Hung *Adult theme*
  • White Trash

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    1 thought on “Funny or Witty Costume Ideas”

    1. here’s a few more:

      babe magnet
      get a bunch of barbie dolls and a black sweat suit. attach the dolls randomly all over the sweat suit. you’re a babe magnet.

      blessing in disguise
      wear all black and a pair of dark sunglasses, or glasses with a rubber nose.

      get a strip of fabric you can fashion into a sash (like a beauty queens) and use fabric paint markers to write, “bless you,” across it.

      pumpkin guts
      get a roll of orange yarn and a few bags of roasted pumpkin seeds. glue them all over a cheap orange sweat suit.

      chewed gum
      tie a sneaker to the top of your head, wear all pink and paint your face pink.

      tacks collector:
      dress in a business suit and carry around a big jar filled half way up with thumb tacks, you’re a “tacks collector”

      pigs in a blanket
      get a rubber pig’s nose and wrap yourself in a blanket. you’re pigs in a blanket

      chest of drawers
      pin underwear to your torso and go as a chest of drawers.


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