Haunted Tombstone Sayings

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Here is a lovely collection of varying tombstone sayings and epitaphs. These make lovely additions to your haunted graveyard displays, as well as various recipes.

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Haunted Tombstone Sayings

Here is a small collection of eerie epitaphs for you to add to your own Haunted Cemetery:
Gil T Conscience

—-
V. Agra
He wont get up anymore
—-
Ben Better
—-

Sonny Cydeup
Buried face down
—-
N. Agra
It must have been the fall
—-
Mary Jayne
Stoned to death
—-
Richard Cranium
—-
May B. Knot
—-
Dirk Knap
Played in the rain until the thunder clap
—-
Flint Stone
Done in by rubble
—-
Bart
Fell off a cliff not too smart
—-

Al B. Rightback
—-
Al Dente
—-
Alex Blaine Laider
—-
Anna Rexick (Maybe on a skinny tombstone)
—-
Anita Infusion
—-
Anita Moore-Tishan or Anita Mortician
—-
Anita Transfusion
—-
Asher T. Ashers
—-
B.A. Ghoul
—-
Barry D’Alyve
—-
Barry M. Deep
—-
Barry A. LiveBarry R. Bones
—-
Ben Dover (a favorite of the kids)
—-
BEN THERE and DUNNE THAT
—-
Berry D. Hatchet
—-
Bertha D. Blues
—-
Bill M. Lader
—-
Candy B. Goode
—-
Claire Voyance – she should’ve seen it coming
—-
C. U. Dye
—-
C. U. Layder
—-
Dawn Under
—-
Dee Capitated – finally she’s Ahead.
—-
Diane Rott
—-
Dustin T. Dirt
—-
Dustin T. Dust
—-
Fester N. Rott
—-
F. Yura Vandal
The graveyard has cameras
And alarms on the props,
Disturbing the contents
Will summon the cops
—-
Requiescat im slammer
—-
Hammond Eggs
—-
Hardin Long
—-
Here lies the LAST Trick or Treater that came here
—-
I. Emma Ghost or Ima Ghost
—-
I. Emma Spook or Ima Spook
—-
I. L. Beabach
—-
I. M. Gone
—-
Imus B. Goewin
—-
Iva Biggen
—-
Ivana Hacketoff
—-
Izzy Gone
—-
Jaws (a big bite out of this stone)
—-
Jess Gough
—-
Justin Pieces
—-
Justin Thyme
—-
Kerry Emhoff
—-
Kenny McCormick – You Bastards! (South Park)
—-
Kenny McCormick – Dies weekly on Comedy Central
—-
Key Lynn Over
—-
Lee Ning (with a tilted tombstone)
—-
Lefty B. Hynde
—-
M. T. Tomb
—-
M.T. Box
—-
M.T. Toombe
—-
Manny Bones
—-
Mark A. Place
—-
Mummy B. Ware
—-
Myra Mains
—-
My Will to Live
—-
Orson Buggy
—-
Otta B. Alive
—-
Phil Dirt
—-
Phil McAvity, DDS
—-
Phil McCracken
—-
Ray N. Carnation
—-
Reid Dannum-Weep
—-
Rick Amortis – A hard man is good to find.
—-
Ricky D. Bones
—-
R.I.P. Van Winkle
—-
Rigger Mortis
—-
Roland Stone – Gathering Moss
—-
Robbie Ducky – You’re the one
—-
R. U. Next
—-
Rustin Peece
—-
Rusty Gates
—-
Seymour Butz
—-
Stu Meet
—-
STUPID and I’M WITH STUPID
—-
Sue D’Bum
—-
Ted N. Buried
—-
Thirst N. Howl
—-
Tom Thumb (very small stone)
—-
U. R. Gone
—-
Willy B. Back
—-
Willy Rott
—-
Xavier Breath
—-
Yetta Nother
—-
Yul B. Next
—-
R.I.P.
Elmer Fudd
We found him Lying in the mud
“What’s up Doc” written in his blood.
—-
Here lies Johnny Yeast… Pardon me for not rising.

To create the gravestones for use in recipes (as pictured in the photo above):

1. Simply fill in the template with your favorite background pattern. Tombstone Templates Here
2. Add various sayings to the Tombstones
3. Print them on Cardstock or heavy quality paper
4. *Optional* if you have a laminator– it’s great to laminate them to use in future recipes.
5. Cut them out, attach toothpicks to the bottoms using hot glue or whatever glue you have available. Let them dry.

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