Haunted Tombstone Sayings

Here is a lovely collection of varying Halloween tombstone sayings and epitaphs. These make lovely additions to your haunted graveyard displays, as well as various recipes.

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Haunted Halloween Tombstone Sayings

Here is a small collection of eerie epitaphs for you to add to your own Haunted Cemetery:
Gil T Conscience
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V. Agra
He wont get up anymore
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Ben Better
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Sonny Cydeup
Buried face down
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N. Agra
It must have been the fall
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Mary Jayne
Stoned to death
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Richard Cranium
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May B. Knot
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Dirk Knap
Played in the rain until the thunder clap
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Flint Stone
Done in by rubble
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Bart
Fell off a cliff not too smart
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Al B. Rightback
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Al Dente
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Alex Blaine Laider
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Anna Rexick (Maybe on a skinny tombstone)
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Anita Infusion
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Anita Moore-Tishan or Anita Mortician
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Anita Transfusion
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Asher T. Ashers
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B.A. Ghoul
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Barry D’Alyve
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Barry M. Deep
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Barry A. LiveBarry R. Bones
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Ben Dover (a favorite of the kids)
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BEN THERE and DUNNE THAT
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Berry D. Hatchet
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Bertha D. Blues
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Bill M. Lader
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Candy B. Goode
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Claire Voyance – she should’ve seen it coming
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C. U. Dye
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C. U. Layder
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Dawn Under
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Dee Capitated – finally she’s Ahead.
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Diane Rott
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Dustin T. Dirt
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Dustin T. Dust
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Fester N. Rott
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F. Yura Vandal
The graveyard has cameras
And alarms on the props,
Disturbing the contents
Will summon the cops
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Requiescat im slammer
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Hammond Eggs
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Hardin Long
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Here lies the LAST Trick or Treater that came here
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I. Emma Ghost or Ima Ghost
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I. Emma Spook or Ima Spook
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I. L. Beabach
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I. M. Gone
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Imus B. Goewin
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Iva Biggen
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Ivana Hacketoff
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Izzy Gone
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Jaws (a big bite out of this stone)
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Jess Gough
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Justin Pieces
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Justin Thyme
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Kerry Emhoff
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Kenny McCormick – You Bastards! (South Park)
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Kenny McCormick – Dies weekly on Comedy Central
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Key Lynn Over
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Lee Ning (with a tilted tombstone)
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Lefty B. Hynde
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M. T. Tomb
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M.T. Box
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M.T. Toombe
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Manny Bones
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Mark A. Place
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Mummy B. Ware
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Myra Mains
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My Will to Live
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Orson Buggy
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Otta B. Alive
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Phil Dirt
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Phil McAvity, DDS
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Phil McCracken
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Ray N. Carnation
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Reid Dannum-Weep
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Rick Amortis – A hard man is good to find.
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Ricky D. Bones
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R.I.P. Van Winkle
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Rigger Mortis
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Roland Stone – Gathering Moss
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Robbie Ducky – You’re the one
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R. U. Next
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Rustin Peece
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Rusty Gates
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Seymour Butz
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Stu Meet
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STUPID and I’M WITH STUPID
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Sue D’Bum
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Ted N. Buried
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Thirst N. Howl
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Tom Thumb (very small stone)
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U. R. Gone
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Willy B. Back
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Willy Rott
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Xavier Breath
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Yetta Nother
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Yul B. Next
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R.I.P.
Elmer Fudd
We found him Lying in the mud
“What’s up Doc” written in his blood.
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Here lies Johnny Yeast… Pardon me for not rising.

To create the gravestones for use in recipes (as pictured in the photo above):

1. Simply fill in the template with your favorite background pattern. Tombstone Templates Here
2. Add various sayings to the Tombstones
3. Print them on Cardstock or heavy quality paper
4. *Optional* if you have a laminator– it’s great to laminate them to use in future recipes.
5. Cut them out, attach toothpicks to the bottoms using hot glue or whatever glue you have available. Let them dry.

 

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