Here is a lovely collection of varying Halloween tombstone sayings and epitaphs. These make lovely additions to your haunted graveyard displays, as well as various recipes.
Haunted Halloween Tombstone Sayings
Here is a small collection of eerie epitaphs for you to add to your own Haunted Cemetery:
Gil T Conscience
V. Agra
He wont get up anymore
Ben Better
Sonny Cydeup
Buried face down
N. Agra
It must have been the fall
Mary Jayne
Stoned to death
Richard Cranium
May B. Knot
Dirk Knap
Played in the rain until the thunder clap
Flint Stone
Done in by rubble
Bart
Fell off a cliff not too smart
Al B. Rightback
Al Dente
Alex Blaine Laider
Anna Rexick (Maybe on a skinny tombstone)
Anita Infusion
Anita Moore-Tishan or Anita Mortician
Anita Transfusion
Asher T. Ashers
B.A. Ghoul
Barry D’Alyve
Barry M. Deep
Barry A. LiveBarry R. Bones
Ben Dover (a favorite of the kids)
BEN THERE and DUNNE THAT
Berry D. Hatchet
Bertha D. Blues
Bill M. Lader
Candy B. Goode
Claire Voyance – she should’ve seen it coming
C. U. Dye
C. U. Layder
Dawn Under
Dee Capitated – finally she’s Ahead.
Diane Rott
Dustin T. Dirt
Dustin T. Dust
Fester N. Rott
F. Yura Vandal
The graveyard has cameras
And alarms on the props,
Disturbing the contents
Will summon the cops
Requiescat im slammer
Hammond Eggs
Hardin Long
Here lies the LAST Trick or Treater that came here
I. Emma Ghost or Ima Ghost
I. Emma Spook or Ima Spook
I. L. Beabach
I. M. Gone
Imus B. Goewin
Iva Biggen
Ivana Hacketoff
Izzy Gone
Jaws (a big bite out of this stone)
Jess Gough
Justin Pieces
Justin Thyme
Kerry Emhoff
Kenny McCormick – You Bastards! (South Park)
Kenny McCormick – Dies weekly on Comedy Central
Key Lynn Over
Lee Ning (with a tilted tombstone)
Lefty B. Hynde
M. T. Tomb
M.T. Box
M.T. Toombe
Manny Bones
Mark A. Place
Mummy B. Ware
Myra Mains
My Will to Live
Orson Buggy
Otta B. Alive
Phil Dirt
Phil McAvity, DDS
Phil McCracken
Ray N. Carnation
Reid Dannum-Weep
Rick Amortis – A hard man is good to find.
Ricky D. Bones
R.I.P. Van Winkle
Rigger Mortis
Roland Stone – Gathering Moss
Robbie Ducky – You’re the one
R. U. Next
Rustin Peece
Rusty Gates
Seymour Butz
Stu Meet
STUPID and I’M WITH STUPID
Sue D’Bum
Ted N. Buried
Thirst N. Howl
Tom Thumb (very small stone)
U. R. Gone
Willy B. Back
Willy Rott
Xavier Breath
Yetta Nother
Yul B. Next
R.I.P.
Elmer Fudd
We found him Lying in the mud
“What’s up Doc” written in his blood.
Here lies Johnny Yeast… Pardon me for not rising.
To create the gravestones for use in recipes (as pictured in the photo above):
1. Simply fill in the template with your favorite background pattern. Tombstone Templates Here
2. Add various sayings to the Tombstones
3. Print them on Cardstock or heavy quality paper
4. *Optional* if you have a laminator– it’s great to laminate them to use in future recipes.
5. Cut them out, attach toothpicks to the bottoms using hot glue or whatever glue you have available. Let them dry.
