Secretary Survival Kit
A pacifier for your “whiners”.
A spoon for those you have to “spoon feed”.
A magic wand for the miracles you’re expected to perform.
Tissues for your “cry babies”.
Jacks because you have to be a “jack” of all trades.
Starburst – Chew when you need a “burst” of energy toward the end of a really long day.
Can of Mountain Dew – Caffeine, caffeine, caffeine!
Pack of Crackers – For then next time you don’t get to take a lunch.
Paperclip – To help you hold things together at the office.
Certs – Helps you be more “assertive” when necessary.
Payday – Need I say more??
Marbles – To replace the ones you lost on the job.
Pen – This is your emergency spare since everyone is always taking yours.
Mint – Remind yourself you are worth a “mint” even if you aren’t told so very often.
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