Forensics Survival Kit

Forensics Survival Kit

FIREBALL: for the times you feel completely “burned out”.
GUM: use this to get out of “sticky” situations.
PLASTIC MAZE: because you are truly “amazing”.
STARBURST: for when you need a “burst” of energy.
TOOTHPICK: to help you pick the right formula.
SAFETY PIN: because safety always comes first.
PUZZLE PIECE: you are an important “piece” of the science world.
ERASER: because everyone makes mistakes.
MATCH: for lighting your fire.
SPONGE: to soak up your mistakes.
BEAKER: for accurate measurements.
BUTTERFINGER: so you never have a case of your own.
GLITTER: to put some “sparkle” in your job.
BATTERY: to keep you going and going and going and going.

2 thoughts on “Forensics Survival Kit”

  1. Hahaha, Apparently the forensics dept near you is a lot better than the one here! Ours works about as well as the fools in Italy that falsely prosecuted Amanda Knox. I think the references to “mistakes” is very fitting.

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