Survival Kit for Growing Older
Small Box of Bran Flakes: to keep you regular
Whistle: for when you’ve fallen and you can’t get up
Magnifying Glass: to help you when you read
Starburst Candy: for extra energy
Popsicle Stick & Tape: Generic (or Green M&M’s for Women)
Cane
Baby Food: for when your teeth can’t take it anymore
Instant Hair Growth Spray: to replace the hair you will lose (Fill a small spray
bottle with water and a few drops of essential oil)
While you were Napping NotePad: so you don’t miss any messages while you are napping
Toothpicks: to help prop your eyes open so you don’t fall asleep
Fireball Candy: to put the fire back into your life
Rubberband: to give you your flexibility back
Aspirin: for all the new little aches and pains
Hug and Kiss: because I really do love you
posted by marylina
Got a kick out of this! :goodOne:
I really got a kick out of this list. I especially like the one about whistling and the one about the Napping NotePad! :goodOne: