Survival Kit for Growing Older

Survival Kit for Growing Older

Small Box of Bran Flakes: to keep you regular

Whistle: for when you’ve fallen and you can’t get up

Magnifying Glass: to help you when you read

Starburst Candy: for extra energy

Popsicle Stick & Tape: Generic (or Green M&M’s for Women)


Baby Food: for when your teeth can’t take it anymore

Instant Hair Growth Spray: to replace the hair you will lose (Fill a small spray
bottle with water and a few drops of essential oil)

While you were Napping NotePad: so you don’t miss any messages while you are napping

Toothpicks: to help prop your eyes open so you don’t fall asleep

Fireball Candy: to put the fire back into your life

Rubberband: to give you your flexibility back

Aspirin: for all the new little aches and pains

Hug and Kiss: because I really do love you

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Melissa Burnell, known to her friends and fans as "Liss," grew up in Southern Maine, now residing in sunny South Carolina. As a busy Wife, Mother of two sons, an avid photographer, and self-employed entrepreneur, Liss understands the value of both time and money.


  1. I really got a kick out of this list. I especially like the one about whistling and the one about the Napping NotePad! :goodOne:

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