Golfer’s Survival Kit
Chocolate Golf Balls : for the golfer that lost his
Small Flashlight: to help you find your ball when it starts to get dark and you are still looking.
Lifesaver Candy : for when your ball gets hit into the water (or sand trap)
Rubber Band : to remind to stay flexible when you swing.
Eraser : to remind you that with your next golf game you start with a clean slate.
Quarter : may this be the only “eagle” you get
Wooden Egg : for all those Birdies
Band Aid: for the blisters from holding the golf club so tight.
Visor: for shielding the sun from the face
Sweet & Sour Candy : to prevent any harsh words slipping out.
Extra Pencil : in case you need to cheat a little.
Snickers Bar : to remind you that you are having fun.
A Joke Book for Golfers : to pass time for when it rains.
Aspirin to take away the headache that was caused from the game!
Gum : to help you “stick” with that difficult hole.
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