Senior Citizen Anti-Stress Survival Kit
Pain Caplets: For your aches and pains.
Polident Tablet: For that “Dazzling” smile!
Marbles : In case you’ve lost yours.
Toothpicks: To hold your eyelids open after 7:00 PM.
Swatter: For those little things that bug you.
Money Clip: So you will never be poor.
Belly Button Brush: (Speaks for itself! )
Bandaid: To heal life’s Booboos.
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