Divorce Survival Kit

Divorce Survival Kit

Shampoo – to wash that man right out of your hair.

Rubber Ball – to help you “bounce” back.

Tootsie Roll – to help you roll with the punches.

Marbles – to replace the ones you will lose

Lifesaver candy – for when you feel you are drowning in litigation

Skittles Candy – to remind you that there is a rainbow at the end of every storm.

Paperclip – to help you hold it all together

Piece of String – when you get to the end of your rope, tie a know to this and hang on

Eraser – to remind you that you can start all over with a clean slate.

Pack of Gum – to remind you that your friends will “stick” by you.

Candle – to light up the dark times

Cotton Ball – to cushion the rough roads ahead

A lemon drop – to remind you that “when life gives you lemons, you make

A penny – to give you the extra cents (sense) to know which battles are worth fighting, and which are better ignored.

Hugs & Kisses – from me, whenever you need them.

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