The Yard Stick
The Yard Stick is a stick (with personality of course…)
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This is a yard stick.
I know this cause I found it in my yard.
You can do many things with this yard stick –
you can check to see how deep a mud puddle is…
you can check to see how much gas is in the lawn mower…
You can play catch with dog with it…
you can even use it to start a fire.
You can use it for whatever you wish, just DON’T put it back in my yard!!!
Melissa "Liss" Burnell started Budget101.com in 2001 because she needed it to exist — not because she saw a market opportunity. She was feeding a family of four on under $200 a month, and people kept asking how, so she started writing everything down.
That turned into 25 years of recipes, debt-busting strategies, and DIY content — including figuring out how to make 128 loads of laundry detergent for less than $2. Millions of families have quietly used this site to stretch a dollar without feeling like they're sacrificing anything. She's also the author of two bestselling budget cooking ebooks, available on Amazon.
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this is too cute!
made me laugh out loud. i must use this one.