The Redneck Briefcase is not for the faint of heart. This gift idea requires the recipient to truly have a wonderful sense of humor.
Take a pair of men’s briefs and sew the leg holes shut. Attach elastic handles to the waist band with buttons. Then place the following items into the “brief case”:
- nail – hillbilly toothpick
- old car key – hillbilly ear wax remover
- newspaper strips the size of toilet paper – hillbilly toilet paper
- a jar of beans – hillbilly bubble bath
- matches and a jar -hillbilly lantern
- belly button brush –directions
Leave the fly area open as this holds pens and pencils really well, it will also hold a cell phone.
Additional Items for the “Briefcase”
- Redneck Calculator (This could be added to the Briefcase) Add a pair of feet with all ten toes cut out of construction paper then folded like a card and inside the card all the toes numbered.
- Redneck Telephones– two tin cans with string attached to both.
- Redneck Cell Phone– one tin can with an antenna
- Redneck Microwave -magnifying glass (uses the sun to cook)
A great gift idea for a college student is the Redneck Briefcase. It’s durable and has plenty of space to carry all their things from school or work, but it also comes with an added bonus: it includes a hidden flask!
This would be perfect for any guy in your life who loves country music. Whether they’re going on a long hike through the woods or just taking off to see some live country bands at a nearby bar, this briefcase will have everything he needs while looking stylish too.
The best part? You won’t break the bank when creating this one-of-a-kind present!
The Redneck Briefcase is perfect for any country-living, gun-loving man. The briefcase is made from a durable cowhide and available in three colors: brown, black and tan. This men’s leather bag also features four inside pockets to keep your valuables safe as well as an outside pocket with a zipper closure where you can store other items such as your phone or wallet. Whether he’s heading into the office or going on vacation this summer, we’re sure that every guy will love getting his hands on one of these!