Santa Snot is the kind of Christmas gag gift that takes about five minutes to make and gets a reaction far bigger than the effort. All you need is a small baggie, green candy, and one poem topper, but the presentation matters. Keep the bag only partly filled so the topper stays flat and readable instead of looking like a burst science experiment.
Use this one for kids who can handle a joke, white elephant exchanges, stocking stuffers, or a silly classroom treat. Nobody mentions this part, but smooth candy works better than anything sticky or powdered. If the candy sheds color, sugar dust, or chocolate bloom inside the bag, the whole thing stops looking like a joke and starts looking suspicious in the worst possible way.
What You’ll Need
You only need a few things for this gag gift:
- Green M&M’s or Green Tic Tacs
- A small baggie
- A printed or handwritten topper with one of the poems below
Choose the candy first, then size the bag to match it. Tic Tacs look cleaner in a very small bag, while M&M’s need a little more room so the candy doesn’t shove the staple line open. If you overfill the bag, the topper curls forward and hides the punchline, which rather defeats the whole operation.
How to Make Santa Snot Gag Gift
- Place some Green M&M’s or Green Tic Tacs in a Baggie.
- Print, write, or cut out one of the poem toppers.
- Fold the topper over the top of the baggie.
- Staple or tape the topper in place.
- Give it as a stocking stuffer, party favor, or silly Christmas gag gift.
Seal the bag before you attach the topper, even if you plan to staple above the seal. That keeps the candy from working its way into the fold and making the label sit lumpy. If you use chocolate candy, keep your hands cool and move fast. Warm fingers leave smudges on the bag, and suddenly your cute gag gift looks like Santa had a rough night.
Poem Options
Attach a cute topper with one of the following poems attached:
Some kids are so special
they won’t be forgot
others are so horrible
they’re getting Santa snot!
So what sort of kid are you
naughty or real nice?
guess if you’re reading this
Santa checked his list twice!!
© Sue Pitchfork
Or
It’s ‘snot’ a lot to ask for
So make sure you watch what you do
And always remember your manners
A little please or a thank you
For it could make the difference
When you start to jump about
And open up your stocking
To find that Santa’s snot falls out
Remember he is watching
His elves are around a lot
And if you’re being naughty
All you’ll get is Santa’s snot
© 2005 Yvonne Lowther
Print the poem on cardstock or any heavier paper if you can. Thin printer paper flops over once the bag hangs on a tree branch or stocking edge. If you want the topper to stand upright in a gift basket, score the fold line first with the back of a butter knife so it creases neatly instead of cracking.
Presentation Tips
This works best when the bag looks intentional, not tossed together at the last second. Match the bag size to the candy amount, center the poem, and trim the topper evenly. A crooked topper makes the whole thing read like a hurried afterthought.
For younger kids, Green Tic Tacs make the joke read faster because the shape looks a little more over-the-top right through the bag. For party favors or white elephant tables, Green M&M’s usually hold up better because they stay recognizable from a distance. If you want to bundle this with other silly gifts, pair it with the Writing in the Snow gag gift for girls or browse the Gag Gift Index for more cheap laughs.
If you’re making several at once, line up all your folded toppers before you fill the bags. That order saves time and keeps you from guessing sizes after the candy is already portioned. It also cuts down on spills, because once round candy hits a slick counter it suddenly develops career ambitions.
Storage and Make-Ahead
You can make these ahead and store them in a cool, dry place. The safe holding time depends on the candy you use and the package date on that candy, but dry shelf-stable candies like hard mints generally keep best when you leave them in their original packaging until assembly and protect them from heat and humidity. The FDA product guidance for candies and mints reflects that these are shelf-stable packaged foods, so your biggest enemies here are moisture, crushing, and melting rather than refrigeration.
For the finished gag gift, a conservative estimate is up to 2 months in an airtight container at room temperature if you use fresh, unopened candy and keep it dry. If you use chocolate candy, expect appearance to go downhill sooner in a warm room. If the bag fogs, the candy gets tacky, or the topper warps, remake it. This is one of those projects where fresh-looking matters more than squeezing out another week.
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Frequently Asked Questions about Santa Snot Gag Gift
Small, dry, smooth candy works best because it looks clean in the bag and doesn’t stain the topper. Green Tic Tacs give you the strongest visual joke, while green M&M’s hold up better if the gift will sit out for a party or stocking exchange.
You can, but they’re not the best choice. Skittles and jelly beans can get sticky in warmth or humidity, and any sugar transfer to the bag makes the whole gift look messy instead of funny.
Fill it about one-third to one-half full. That gives the candy enough room to show through the bag while leaving a flat top section for the poem card to fold neatly and stay readable.
Use the smallest snack-size bag that comfortably holds the candy without stretching the seal. A bag that’s too large makes the gift look skimpy, and a bag that’s too tight pushes candy into the fold where the topper should sit flat.
Yes, and they’re better when you assemble them before the holiday rush. Make them up to 2 months ahead if you store them in a cool, dry place away from sunlight and use candy from a freshly opened package.
Use cardstock or doubled printer paper and crease the fold sharply before attaching it. If the topper still leans, the bag is usually too full or the staple line landed too low on the candy bulge.
It works for both, but the best use depends on the candy. Tic Tacs fit neatly into stockings and treat bags, while M&M’s show up better on a white elephant table or as a classroom holiday handout.
Either works, but staples hold better if kids will be carrying it around. Put the staple above the sealed edge of the bag so you don’t punch into the candy section and create a leak.
Cardstock gives you the cleanest finished look because it stands upright and hides wrinkles. Plain copy paper works in a pinch, but folding it over twice or backing it with a second layer keeps it from looking limp.
Pair it with another small, silly homemade prank gift so the joke feels deliberate instead of random. A themed bundle with one or two inexpensive laugh gifts usually lands better than handing over a single bag of green mystery pellets.
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Santa Snot Gag Gift
Equipment
Materials
- Green M&M's or Green Tic Tacs
- Small baggies
- Printed or handwritten poem topper
Instructions
- Place some Green M&M's or Green Tic Tacs in a baggie.
- Print, write, or cut out one of the poem toppers.
- Fold the topper over the top of the baggie.
- Staple or tape the topper in place.
- Use as a stocking stuffer, party favor, or silly Christmas gag gift.
Notes
Yield is estimated at 4 gifts based on dividing one small candy package into four small baggies for party-favor size portions.
Estimated cost uses current retail pricing research for snack bags and a small package of green candy. Actual cost will vary by brand, package size, and portion amount used in each bag.
Store finished gifts in a cool, dry place for up to 2 months for best appearance.
