Washer & Dryer Gag Gift Idea

Washer & Dryer Gag Gift Idea

This Christmas our ship has finally come in
We’re feeling so wealthy and rich.
Instead of some small remembrance
This year will be quite a switch.

We’re giving a gift of high quality
No more cheap presents for us.
It’s time we really went all out
But don’t worry, it’s really no fuss.

We considered giving you a sports car
Or maybe a tropical cruise —
But we decided to be more practical
And give something you really could use.

So, open the box and you may be surprised,
To find not only one gift, but TWO —
We hope you will put your presents to work
It’s a WASHER & DRYER, too!
Author Unknown

Gift: Place this poem on a neatly wrapped dishtowel & dishrag set. This is perfect
with hand knit or hand crocheted Items.

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preparation timePrep Time 10 minutes mins

total timeTotal Time 10 minutes mins

This funny gift pairs a dish towel and dish rag set with a clever Christmas poem so the recipient unwraps a “washer and dryer” they can actually use. Estimated total batch cost is about $6.40, or about $6.40 per gift, depending on the towel set and finishing supplies you choose.

YieldYield 1 gift

Project TypeProject Type Dessert, lunch, Main Course

Budget101 Price BreakdownApprox Cost: $6.40

Equipment

Printer

Scissors

Ribbon or twine

Materials

Gift components

• ▢ 1 dish towel set
• ▢ 1 dish rag or dishcloth set
• ▢ 1 printed copy Washer & Dryer poem
• ▢ Ribbon twine, or gift wrap (optional)

Instructions

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1. Print the Washer & Dryer gag gift poem.
2. Fold or roll the dish towel neatly.
3. Fold the dish rag or dishcloth so it coordinates with the towel.
4. Stack or bundle the towel and rag set together.
5. Attach or place the poem on the wrapped towel set.
6. Tie with ribbon, twine, or place inside a gift bag if desired.
7. Give as a humorous Christmas gift.

Notes

Prep time is an estimate based on printing, folding, and wrapping the towel set.
Choose a small coordinated towel and dishcloth pairing so the package stays neat and the poem remains easy to read.
Store the assembled gift in a clean, dry place away from strong scents until gifting.

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