All I Need to Know... About Birthdays I learned from My Cat

  • All I Need to Know... About Birthdays I learned from My Cat

    All I Need to Know... About Birthdays I learned from My Cat
    · Be finicky - they'll try harder to please you.
    · Give attitude - get attention.
    · If you don't like your presents, SULK.
    · If you get bored at your party - just curl up for a nap.
    · Don't stress out over your first grey whisker.
    · Act completely unimpressed by the presents you receive.
    · Remember, this is your day, so if anyone bugs you, you're allowed to hiss and spit.
    · Take the day off and lie in the sun.
    · Stay out on the prowl all night long.
    · Demand only the most expensive fresh fish for dinner.
    · It's a
    good day to shed your inhibitions.
    · Act catty - toy with your presents before you tear them open.
    · Don't overdo it with the catnip or you'll regret it in the morning.
    · If you aren't getting enough attention, sharpen your claws on somebody's leg.
    · Don't let anything or anyone PUT YOU OUT!
    · And remember … curiosity


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