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      To those
      of us who have children in our lives,
      whether they are our ow n,
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      grandchildren,

      nieces,

      nephews,

      or students…

      here is something to make you chuckle.

      Whenever your children are out of control,
      you can take comfort from the thought that
      even God’s omnipotence did not extend
      to His own children.

      After creating heaven and earth,
      God created Adam and Eve.

      And the first thing he said was
      ‘ DON’T
      !
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      ‘Don ‘t what
      ?
      Adam replied.

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      ‘Don’t eat the forbidden fruit.’
      God said.

      ‘Forbidden fruit ?
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      Hey
      Eve.we have forbidden fruit !
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      No Way !
      ‘Yes way
      !

      ‘Do NOT eat the fruit !

      said God.

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      ‘Because I am your Father and I said so !
      God
      replied,
      wondering why He hadn’t stopped
      creation after making the elephants

      A few minutes later,
      God saw His children having an apple break
      and He was ticked
      !
      ‘Didn’t I tell you not to eat the
      fruit

      ?

      God asked.


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      ‘Uh huh,’
      Adam
      replied.

      ‘Then why did you ?
      said the Father.

      ‘I don’t know,’
      said Eve.
      ‘She
      started
      it
      !
      Adam said.

      ‘Did not !
      ‘Did too
      !
      ‘DID
      NOT
      !

      Having had it with the two of them,
      God’s punishment was that Adam and Eve
      should have children of their own.
      Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed.
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      If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give children wisdom and they haven’t taken it,
      don’t be hard on yourself.

      If God had trouble raising children,
      what makes you think it would be
      a piece of cake for you
      ?

      THINGS TO THINK ABOUT !

      1. You spend the first two years of their life
      teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend
      the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.

      2. Grandchildren are God’s
      reward
      for not killing your own children.<
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      3. Mothers of teens now know why
      some animals eat their young.

      4. Children seldom misquote you.
      In fact,
      they usually repeat word for word
      what you shouldn’t have said

      5. The main purpose of holding children’s parties
      is to remind yourself that there are children
      more awful than your own

      6. We childproofed our homes,
      but they are still getting in.


      ADVICE FOR THE DAY:

      Be nice to
      your kids.
      They will choose your

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      AND FINALLY:

      IF YOU HAVE A LOT OF TENSION
      AND YOU GET A HEADACHE,
      DO WHAT IT SAYS
      ON THE ASPIRIN BOTTLE:

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      ‘TAKE TWO ASPIRIN’
      AND ‘KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN’!!!!!

      Quick,
      send this on to ten people
      within the next five minutes.
      Nothing will happen if you don’t,
      but if
      you do,

      ten people will be laughing



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