Things you can only say at Thanksgiving

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From the Bob and Sheri morning show.
Lori Goltl

Things you can only say at Thanksgiving!
Jennifer Anne

Things you can only say at Thanksgiving

1. Talk about a huge breast!
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2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
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3.

It’s Cool Whip time!
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4. If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst!
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5. Whew, that was one terrific spread!
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6.

I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.
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7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
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8. It’s a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
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9.

Just wait your turn, you’ll get some!
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10. Don’t play with your meat.
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11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
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12.

Do you think you’ll be able to handle all these people at once?
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13. I didn’t expect everyone to come at once!
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14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
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15.

How long will it take after you stick it in?
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16. You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up.
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17. Wow, I didn’t think I could handle all of that!
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18.

That’s the biggest one I’ve ever seen!
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19. How long do I beat it before it’s ready?

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