The Gloves are Off Daily Funnies The Washcloth

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      The Washcloth

      Ladies, this has to be read, laughed at and passed on. There is not a woman alive who won’t crack up over this!

      I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor’s office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am.. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already
      around 8:45 am.

      The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn’t have any time to spare.

      As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn’t going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in ‘that area’ to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.

      I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I’m sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away. I was a little surprised when the doctor said, ‘My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven’t we?’

      I didn’t respond.

      After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal … some shopping, cleaning, cooking.

      After school when my 6-year-old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, ‘Mommy, where’s my washcloth?’

      I told her to get another one from the cupboard.

      She replied, ‘No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it.’

      Never going back to that doctor.

      Ever.

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      i think i would find a new doctor too. 😀

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