Reindeer Poop

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    • #265169

      I saw someone had posted Snowman Poop & I thought you guys might like this one as well.

      Things you need:
      a small bag
      chocolate drops, chocolate kisses or chocolate covered raisins

      Place candy in bag & attach this poem:

      I woke up with such a scare when I heard Santa call
      “Now dash away, dash away, dash away all!
      I ran to the lawn and in the snowy white drifts,
      those nasty reindeer had left “little gifts”.
      I got an old shovel and started to scoop
      neat little piles of “reindeer poop”.
      But to throw them away, seemed such a waste,
      So I saved them, thinking ~ you might like a taste!
      As I finished my task, which took quite awhile,
      Old Santa passed by and he sheepishly smiled.
      And I heard him exclaim as he rose in the sky
      “Well, they’re not potty trained, but at least they can fly!”

    • #401442

      Thats great!!! Love that one too!!!

    • #403832

      Thanks! I thought it was pretty funny myself! 🙂

    • #403843

      I really lie tha poem…Too funny. I have a couple of brothers that might get this one attached to their candy bag I give them…

    • #403849

      Thanks, I hadn’t heard that one before!

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