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      A doctor from Israel says: “In Israel, the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man’s testicles, we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work.”

      The German doctor comments: “That’s nothing, in Germany, we take par…t of the brain out of a person, we put it into another person’s head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work.”

      A Russian doctor says: “That’s nothing either. In Russia, we take out half of the heart from a person, we put it into another person’s chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work.”

      The U.S. doctor answers immediately: “That’s nothing my colleagues, you are way behind us….in the USA ,about 6 years ago, we grabbed a person from Kenya with no brains, no heart, and no balls….we made him President of the United States, and now…the whole country is looking for work.”

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