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- May 3, 2013 at 1:38 pm #318030FreebieQueen
An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned
to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike
up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”
The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total
stranger, “What would you want to talk about?”“Oh, I don’t know,” said the atheist. “How about why there is no God,
or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?” as he smiled smugly.
“Okay,” she said. “Those could be interesting topics but let me ask
you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same
stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns
out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?”
The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence,
thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.” To which
the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss
God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don’t know shit?”And then she went back to reading her book.
- May 4, 2013 at 2:57 am #439410CulArtStudent
this is an oldie, but goodie 🙂 thanks Queen!
- May 9, 2013 at 10:11 am #439530MaraJadeC
Oh BURN! 😀 That gotta hurt. Though I have found this being shared all over facebook.
- April 27, 2020 at 6:51 am #584656budmikeOk, what book was she reading again?
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