Heaven, Hell and the Afterlife….

The Gloves are Off Daily Funnies Heaven, Hell and the Afterlife….

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      An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned
      to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike
      up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”

      The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total
      stranger, “What would you want to talk about?”

      “Oh, I don’t know,” said the atheist. “How about why there is no God,
      or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?” as he smiled smugly.

      “Okay,” she said. “Those could be interesting topics but let me ask
      you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same
      stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns
      out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?”

      The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence,
      thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.” To which
      the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss
      God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don’t know shit?”

      And then she went back to reading her book.

    • #439410

      this is an oldie, but goodie 🙂 thanks Queen!

    • #439530

      Oh BURN! 😀 That gotta hurt. Though I have found this being shared all over facebook.

    • #584656

      Ok, what book was she reading again?

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The Gloves are Off Daily Funnies Heaven, Hell and the Afterlife….