Cuckoo Clock

The Gloves are Off Daily Funnies Cuckoo Clock

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      Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married….

      If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of humor.

      The other night I was invited out for a night with the ‘girls.’ I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, ‘I promise!’

      Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.

      Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.

      Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.

      I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

      Even when totally smashed… 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = midnight!

      the next morning my husband asked me what time i got in, i told him ‘midnight’… he didn’t seem p*ssed off in the least.

      whew, i got away with that one!

      then he said ‘we need a new cuckoo clock.’

      when i asked him why, he said, ‘well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said ‘oh f**k.’ cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

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      LOL! this is hysterical.

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