Open can. Take a green branch from a Utah Juniper. Sharpen the point.
Plunge it
through the Spam. Hold over a low fire of Juniper wood. Turn slowly.
Roast for
about 15 minutes. May be eaten off the stick or sliced onto some hard tack.
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NOTES : This is a delightful meal eaten often by underfunded paleontologists in
the field.