The Gloves are Off Daily Funnies 2×4’s

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      A couple of redneck men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the blonde men walked in the office and said, “We need some four-by-twos.”

      The clerk said, “You mean two-by-fours, don’t you?”

      The man said, “I’ll go check,” and went back to the truck. He returned a minute later and said, “Yeah, I meant two-by-fours.”

      “All right. How long do you need them?”

      The customer paused for a minute and said, “I’d better go check.”

      After a while, the customer returned to the office and said, “A long time. We’re gonna build a house.”

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The Gloves are Off Daily Funnies 2×4’s