Holidays & Special Occasions Halloween 10 Signs You Are Too Old For Halloween

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      10 Signs You Are Too Old For Halloween

      10. You get winded from knocking on the door.
      9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
      8.

      You ask for high fiber candy only.
      7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance
      and fall over.
      6. People say, “Great Keith Richards mask!”

      and you’re not wearing a
      mask.
      5. When the door opens you yell, “Trick or…” and can’t remember the
      rest.
      4.

      By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.
      3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won’t dislodge your
      hairpiece.
      2. You’re the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.
      1.

      You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.

    • #428439

      sounds good to me…prety much useful stuff….

    • #428442

      Candace, Thanks for the good belly laugh this morning. Too cute.

    • #443100
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      pretty good stuff…thanks for the laugh!

    • #444583

      Yep, sadly this is pretty much my life.multistars smilie @Candace 2861 wrote:

      10 Signs You Are Too Old For Halloween

      10. You get winded from knocking on the door.
      9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
      8.

      You ask for high fiber candy only.
      7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance
      and fall over.
      6. People say, “Great Keith Richards mask!”

      and you’re not wearing a
      mask.
      5. When the door opens you yell, “Trick or…” and can’t remember the
      rest.
      4.

      By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.
      3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won’t dislodge your
      hairpiece.
      2. You’re the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.
      1.

      You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.

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Holidays & Special Occasions Halloween 10 Signs You Are Too Old For Halloween