Choose a poem and adorn a baggie containing red hots, cinnamon candies, valentine M&M's (red, pink and white) with a cute printed topper for a fun Valentine gag gift.
I know how much you (care for) (love) me,
Just as I (care for) love) you.
But because you (never) (seldom) show
All you get is Cupid Poo.
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