Rising gas prices
Regular - ARM.9
Plus - LEG.9
Premium - First Born.9
Put these with a jar or zip lock baggie:
The price of gas is unreal! You "auto" (put in toy car) see how they keep climbing. To keep you "rolling" (lifesavers, toy tires, tootsie roll, etc) along, here's a little kit -
...arms, legs - graphics or pieces of discarded toys
...beans - for making gas
...bean spoon - will aid in removing gas from beans. The little farts will climb up the handle & jump over the side.
...cotton ball - for the rough roads ahead
Whenever you go to pay for gas,
& rising prices are a pain in the ___,
you simply can't do without
this dammit doll, so rant & shout;
"Gas prices are making me crazy!"
so find a place to slam it.
And as you whack the stuffing out,
yell, "dammit! dammit! dammit!"
...drinking straw - for siphoning gas
...first born contract:
I, _________(your name)_______, give up my first born child, under diress, so I can pay for a tank of gas.
...jar - when the survival kit is removed, it can be used to catch the bean farts as they escape
...kleenex - for those tears of joy when you find gas under $10.00 a gallon
...penny - so you won't be completely broke after your next fill up
...toothpick - to help you pick the gas stations with the cheapest prices
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