• How to use a Survival Kit:

    1. Gather the Items listed in the kit
    2. Print out a cute listing of the contents so that the recipient knows what each item is for.
    3. Place the items in a baggie
    4. Print out the topper, fold it over the top of the baggie containing the survival kit contents and staple it shut

     Please note that Most of the survival kits listed have free printable toppers available to print here.

  • Rising Gas Prices Survival Kit

    Rising Gas Prices Survival Kit


    Rising gas prices

    Regular - ARM.9

    Plus - LEG.9

    Premium - First Born.9

    Put these with a jar or zip lock baggie:

    The price of gas is unreal! You "auto" (put in toy car) see how they keep climbing. To keep you "rolling" (lifesavers, toy tires, tootsie roll, etc) along, here's a little kit -

    ...arms, legs - graphics or pieces of discarded toys

    ...beans - for making gas

    ...bean spoon - will aid in removing gas
    from beans. The little farts will climb up the handle & jump over the side.

    ...cotton ball - for the rough roads ahead

    ...dammit doll


    Whenever you go to pay for gas,
    & rising prices are a pain in the ___,
    you simply can't do without
    this dammit doll, so rant & shout;
    "Gas prices are making me crazy!"
    so find a place to slam it.
    And as you whack the stuffing out,
    yell, "dammit! dammit! dammit!"

    ...drinking straw - for siphoning gas

    ...first born contract:
    I, _________(your name)_______, give up my first born child, under diress, so I can pay for a tank of gas.

    ...jar - when the survival kit is removed, it can be used to catch the bean farts as they escape

    ...kleenex - for those tears of joy when you find gas under $10.00 a gallon

    ...penny - so you won't be completely broke after your next fill up

    ...toothpick - to help you pick the gas stations with the cheapest prices

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