• How to use a Survival Kit:

    1. Gather the Items listed in the kit
    2. Print out a cute listing of the contents so that the recipient knows what each item is for.
    3. Place the items in a baggie
    4. Print out the topper, fold it over the top of the baggie containing the survival kit contents and staple it shut

     Please note that Most of the survival kits listed have free printable toppers available to print here.

  • Over The Hill Survival Kit

    Over The Hill Survival Kit


    Memory Mints: for Senior Moments

    Duct Tape: Instant face lift

    Age Spots Remover: For those nasty brown spots

    A String: to keep your glasses nearby

    Magnifying glass: to read the really small print...

    Paddle ball: for strenuous exercise

    Tweezers: to remove chin hairs, nose hairs, or ear hairs, like stray eyebrows.

    Emergency whistle: for when youíve fallen and canít get up

    Oil of Old Age Lotion: for dry, old cracked skin

    Fan: for hot flashes

    Funnel: because you wonder why everyone has started to mumble

    Old Age Pills: take as directed.

    Cup for teeth: because you & your teeth don't sleep together

    Playing cards:. In large print

    Over the Hill Pills: take as needed for those 'senior moments'

    Maxi pad: because everything either dries up or leaks

    Over The Soap: with exclusive, industrial strength anti-aging ingredients

    Hair Color: To cover the Grey

    Decision Dice: to plan your day

    Hot Flash Cream: for those menopause moments

    Nose Clip: to stop snoring

    All Bran Cereal: because all your wild oats have turned to bran

    40 Pennies: a start on your retirement fund

    Pepcid tablets: for constant heartburn

    Ben Gay: because at the breakfast you hear snap!, crackle! & pop!, & you're not eating cereal.

    Treasure Box : because you have entered the metallic age - silver hair, gold teeth & lead bottom.

    Photo Album: to help your memory

    A Placard : Be proud to be a "Priceless Antique"
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