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    Free Southwest Lifestyle Body Cream sample


    https://www.southwestlifestyle.com/sampleorder.aspx
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    Thumbs down Ridiculous Email Response from the Co.

    I was just going through My email folders and came across this dandy:

    EMAIL RECEIVED FROM COMPANY 07/14/2008:




    Your Free Southwest Lifestyle Sample!

    Thank you for visiting Southwest Lifestyle and ordering a Body Cream sample!

    We promised we would be in touch with you to confirm your order. I apologize for
    taking a few days to do this.

    This email...

    tells why it took so long
    contains important information about your sample
    explains what you must do to receive it
    has a brief history of our company

    First, let me introduce myself.

    Iím Matthew Cox, and Iíve been married to The Desert Rose for over 22 years.

    Well, to be truthful, she wasnít always The Desert Rose.

    Her skin was so rough; I called her ďThe Alligator Lady.Ē

    Then, in the fall of 2003, she finds a new Body Cream.

    After using this cream for less than a month, she goes from ďThe Alligator LadyĒ to
    ďThe Desert RoseĒ with beautiful, silky skin.

    We talk to the creamís creator and learn the ingredient and product philosophy.

    We reach an agreement to develop an entire skin care line using that philosophy.

    It takes us over three years but we finish the task.

    The result is Southwest Lifestyle Skin Care products.

    Up until July 9, 2008, Southwest Lifestyle was a small, family-owned business. Our
    family owns other, larger businesses and, to be honest, we didnít have the time to
    market these skin care products.

    Don't get me wrong... - we love these products!

    We use the products every day.
    We have a few loyal customers who use the products every day.
    We know the products are effective.

    In fact, they are so effective we know that once the marketplace discovers Southwest
    Lifestyle Body Care Products, there will be a buying frenzy.

    As a result, we decide not to do much to market the products.

    In the Summer of 2007, we put up a page on our website offering a free 1-ounce
    sample of Southwest Lifestyle Body Cream - thatís enough for about 5-7 days of use
    and a $2 value.

    However, after talking with our business mentors, we decide that isnít good enough.

    You need to use this Body Cream for a month to receive the full benefit.

    So, we discontinue the first offer and change to a second offer.

    The second offer is for a free FULL SIZE 4-ounce jar, a $14 value. This is an entire
    monthís supply. We request 7.95 for shipping and handling plus any local sales tax.

    We intend to remove the webpage for the free 1-once sample.

    We forget about it.

    Then, on the morning of July 9, 2008, something amazing happens.

    I wake up, go into my home office, and start the day.

    I power up my computer, go the kitchen, and turn on the coffee maker.

    I open Outlook to download my email and go back into the kitchen to put creamer into
    my coffee mug.

    I come back into my office to read my email while the coffee finishes brewing.

    My email is still downloading.

    I roll my eyes, thinking the worst.

    Did my computer lock up again? No.

    Do I have an usually large amount of spam? No.

    Why do I have so much email?

    Imagine my surprise when I discover we have over 700 requests for a free sample from
    a page that I forgot was on the website.

    Imagine my surprise in the succeeding days as the requests come in at the rate of
    5-6 a minute during the day and 1-2 a minute during the night.

    We have thousands of responses to an offer that it no longer available.

    What to do? What to do?

    We have a quick meeting and come up with a plan.

    Itís a plan that I hope isnít too much trouble to you.
    Itís a plan that allows you to still receive a free Body Cream.
    Itís a plan where you benefit even more!

    I'll tell you the plan in a moment but first, let me tell you a few things about our
    products.


    PRODUCT INFO

    At first, you may NOT like our Body Cream. You may think it leaves the skin oily.
    You may think the product feels grainy in colder weather.

    If you do, you are comparing Southwest Lifestyle Body Cream to other lotions.

    These other lotions use ingredients to stabilize the product texture. These
    ingredients work by absorbing moisture. These ingredients also absorb the moisture
    from your skin when you apply the lotions.

    As a result, you expect your skin to feel dry within one to two hours of using the
    lotions.

    You may expect your skin to feel the same way when you use Southwest Lifestyle Body
    Cream.

    It won't.

    Southwest Lifestyle Body Cream is the solution to life-long skin problems. It is
    rich in coconut oil to moisturize the skin. It has abundant beeswax to lock in the
    moisture. It has healing oils that leave the skin moist and glowing for hours.

    Most people only need to apply the cream once per day.

    The Body Cream may feel oily in warm weather and grainy in cold weather when you
    reach into the jar. However, once you apply it to your skin, your body temperature
    ďstabilizesĒ the product and you experience the same luxurious treatment each and
    every time.

    You are smart to want to try this product. It is like nothing else on the market
    today. Your skin will thank you when you use it!

    However, if you donít act quickly, you may have to wait a while to use it.

    As I said earlier, Southwest Lifestyle is currently a small family business. We know
    this is changing. More than 10,000 people have requested this free sample and the
    number increases every day.

    (As of July 12, the number is 11,130.)

    As a result, we have to make some adjustments. Weíve done this with our other
    business so we know what to do here and we will get it done.

    Weíll do the work. We just ask you to be patient because it will take time.


    HERE IS OUR PLAN

    The offer for a free 1 ounce sample is no longer available. However, you may receive
    a free FULL SIZE 4 ounce sample if you pay shipping and handling plus any applicable
    local sales tax.

    Follow the instructions below to receive your free Body Cream.

    1, Use an address below to select the scent of Body Cream you desire.
    2. Click on checkout.
    3. You will be asked to login (using your email address and password) or register
    4. After you register, you will need to login with your new account info
    5. Confirm your information to go to the checkout page.
    6. Enter the discount code FREECREAM to receive a Body Cream free.
    7. You may shop for other items if you desire (Shipping is a flat rate of $7.95 on
    orders under $100. Shipping on orders of $100 or more is FREE.)
    8.Finish check out

    If you want a Body Cream immediately, I encourage you to order right away.

    As of July 12, we have 242 full size Body Creams in stock. We have ordered the
    ingredients to make thousands more. Those will be available in 2-4 weeks.

    The first 242 to respond will receive the cream right away. After that, you may have
    to wait 4-6 weeks to receive your product.

    Go ahead and order now to guarantee you receive your order immediately.

    Thanks for your patience!

    For YOUR Success,
    Matt

    PS - The offer for a free 1 ounce sample is no longer available. However, you may
    receive a free FULL SIZE 4 ounce sample if you pay shipping and handling. Click here
    for details.
    What an entirely long winded way to say "We're full of crap & we want to screw you over!"
    ~ Lioness~

 

 

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