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    Scissors Surgeons talking

    So a few surgeons were sitting around on their break and ended up having quite the conversation-

    * The first surgeon said, “I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered.”
    * The second replied, “I like to operate on electricians. You open them up and everything inside is color-coded.”
    * The third added, “I think librarians are the easiest to operate on. you open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order.”
    * The fourth one boasted, “I like to operate on lawyers. They’re heartless, spineless, and gutless..”
    * Fifth surgeon said, “I like Engineers. . . they always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end…”

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