A Mothers Dictionary- Daily Funnies

Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too. Defense: What you'd better have around de yard if you're going to let the children play outside. Drooling: How teething babies wash their chins. Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert. Family

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    Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.

    Defense: What you'd better have around de yard if you're going to let the children play outside.

    Drooling: How teething babies wash their chins.

    Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.

    Family planning: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster

    Feedback: The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.

    Full name: What you call your child when you're mad at him.

    Grandparents: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.

    Hearsay: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.

    Impregnable: A woman whose memory of labor is still vivid.

    Independent: How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say.

    Look out: What it's too late for your child to do by the time you scream it.

    Prenatal: When your life was still somewhat your own.

    Preprared childbirth: A contradiction in terms.

    Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it.

    Show off: A child who is more talented than yours.

    Sterilize: What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it.

    Storeroom: The distance required between the supermarket aisles so that children in shopping carts can't quite reach anything.

    Temper tantrums: What you should keep to a minimum so as to not upset the children.

    Top bunk: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies.

    Two-minute warning: When the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises.

    Verbal: Able to whine in words

    Whodunit: None of the kids that live in your house.

    Whoops: An exclamation that translates roughly into "get a sponge."
    Tragedy, sadness, loneliness and despair taught me that life is really a beautiful thing; if it wasn't I wouldn't be able to recognize that anything was wrong - Lynn in Virginia

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    Some of these are excellant and oh so true. Remember them vividly!!!

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    He He He....thanks for the chuckle!!

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    Too cute. I'm going to send this to some of my mom friends.

    ~ Misty


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    This is HILARIOUS!!!

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    I have been trying to find a fathers dictionary.....LOL
    Tragedy, sadness, loneliness and despair taught me that life is really a beautiful thing; if it wasn't I wouldn't be able to recognize that anything was wrong - Lynn in Virginia

 

 

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