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    Star The doctor's appointment

    An old woman came into her doctor's office and confessed to an embarrassing
    problem. "I fart all the time, Doctor Johnson, but they're soundless, and
    they have no odor. In fact, since I've been here, I've farted no less than
    twenty times. What can I do?"

    "Here's a prescription, Mrs. Harris. Take these pills three times a day for
    seven days and comeback and see me in a week."

    Next week an upset Mrs. Harris marched into Dr. Johnson's office. "Doctor, I
    don't know what was in those pills, but the problem is worse! I'm farting
    just as much, but now they smell terrible! What do you have to say for

    yourself?".

    "Calm down, Mrs.Harris," said the doctor soothingly. "Now that we've fixed
    your
    sinuses, we'll work on your hearing."
    Tragedy, sadness, loneliness and despair taught me that life is really a beautiful thing; if it wasn't I wouldn't be able to recognize that anything was wrong - Lynn in Virginia

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    Default Re: The doctor's appointment

    LOL that was cute.... )

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    Default Re: The doctor's appointment

    I bet that has really happened before too!!
    Tragedy, sadness, loneliness and despair taught me that life is really a beautiful thing; if it wasn't I wouldn't be able to recognize that anything was wrong - Lynn in Virginia

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    Default Re: The doctor's appointment

    I wonder if it was the doctor who posted that on a forum and it started to spread from there if that's the case Lynn

 

 

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