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    Talking Sunday School

    I was testing the children in my Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven. I asked them, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, Would that get me into Heaven?"

    "NO!" the children answered.

    "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?"

    Again, the answer was, "NO!"

    By now I was starting to smile. Hey, this was fun! "Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into Heaven?"

    I asked them again. Again, they all answered, "NO!"

    I was just bursting with pride for them. Well, I continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?"

    A five-year-old boy shouted out,

    "YOU GOTTA BE DEAD"

    Tragedy, sadness, loneliness and despair taught me that life is really a beautiful thing; if it wasn't I wouldn't be able to recognize that anything was wrong - Lynn in Virginia

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    A little joker in your the blood ? too funny you are.
    JoAnn
    "Joy is not in things. It is within us"

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    A few of the guys at work have nicknamed me April...as in April fools
    Tragedy, sadness, loneliness and despair taught me that life is really a beautiful thing; if it wasn't I wouldn't be able to recognize that anything was wrong - Lynn in Virginia

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    Default Re: Sunday School

    I had a good laugh from this

 

 

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