8 good things about getting older- Daily Funnies

1 -Finally you can eat dinner at 4:00 p.m. 2 - Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off. 3 - Your secrets are safe with your friends because they canít remember them either. 4 - Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size. 5 - Your eyes wonít

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    Smile 8 good things about getting older


    1 -Finally you can eat dinner at 4:00 p.m.
    2 - Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
    3 - Your secrets are safe with your friends because they canít remember them either.
    4 - Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.
    5 - Your eyes wonít get much worse.
    6 - Adult diapers are actually kind of convenient.
    7 - Things you buy now wonít wear out.
    8 - Thereís nothing left to learn the hard way.



    Tragedy, sadness, loneliness and despair taught me that life is really a beautiful thing; if it wasn't I wouldn't be able to recognize that anything was wrong - Lynn in Virginia

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