"That's Amore" - Humor

"That's Amore" - Humor

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie That's amore. When an eel bites your hand and that's not what you planned That's a moray. When our habits are strange and our customs deranged That's our mores. When your horse munches straw and the bales total four

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    When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
    That's amore.

    When an eel bites your hand and that's not what you planned
    That's a moray.

    When our habits are strange and our customs deranged
    That's our mores.

    When your horse munches straw and the bales total four
    That's some more hay.

    When Othello's poor wife, she gets stabbed with a knife
    That's a Moor, eh?

    When a Japanese knight used a sword in a fight
    That's Sa...mur...ai.

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    rtebalt,

    You are just too funny --bring this out..
    JoAnn
    "Joy is not in things. It is within us"

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    Can't take credit for this. Found it online. But it is stinking funny!!!

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