PMS Survival Kit

To temporarily calm your craving for chocolate, eat the BROWN one. At the first sign of "hot flashes" eat the RED one. Eat the ORANGE one to minimize depression. The GREEN one calms your frustrations, when you want to be left alone. If you feel a headache coming on, eat the YELLOW one. The BLUE one

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    To temporarily calm your craving for chocolate, eat the BROWN one. At the first sign of "hot flashes" eat the RED one. Eat the ORANGE one to minimize depression. The GREEN one calms your frustrations, when you want to be left alone. If you feel a headache coming on, eat the YELLOW one. The BLUE one reduces bloating.

    Directions: Take as needed. If all symptoms occur at the same time, eat the whole bag. Warning: May cause weight gain. (Attach this saying to a bag of M&M's)

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    I laughed out loud when I read this !!! Hey we have all been there !!!
    Lo, children are an heritage of the LORD. Psalm 127:3
    There shall nothing cast their young, nor be barren, in thy land: the number of thy days I will fulfil.
    Exodus 23:26

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