[smilie=to funny.gif] Under, Employment this is what it says for work benefits:
Free dehydrated water
Employee events
Casual work environment
401k program
Dental/Medical/Vision plan
Unlimited Stress
Harassment of all sorts
Yearly bonus
Term life insurance
Long term disability
3 Vacation days/year
2 sick days/year Free transportation to work by mule
Complimentary Twinkies
Minimum wage salary
Free paper clips
Usage of restroom facilities
Ketchup packets from McDonalds
Napkins from Del Taco
Straws from 7-Eleven
Usage of our customers’ credit cards
Unlimited toilet paper
Office supplies to use at work
Air conditioned office (Winter months only)