A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out the grocery store. As he waited, he was approached by the new pastor, who asked: "Can you tell where the post office is?" "Sure!" the boy replied. "Just go straight down this street a couple of blocks and turn to your right."

The pastor thanked him and said: "I'd like you to come to church on Sunday. I'll show you how to get to heaven." The boy replied with a chuckle: "Aw, come on. You don't even know the way to the post office!"