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    Default 10 Signs You Are Too Old For Halloween

    10 Signs You Are Too Old For Halloween

    10. You get winded from knocking on the door.
    9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
    8. You ask for high fiber candy only.
    7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance
    and fall over.
    6. People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!" and you're not wearing a
    mask.
    5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the
    rest.
    4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.
    3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your
    hairpiece.
    2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.
    1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.
    CC,

    Yeah, This is my life now!

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    Default Re: 10 Signs You Are Too Old For Halloween

    sounds good to me...prety much useful stuff....
    pits

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    Default Re: 10 Signs You Are Too Old For Halloween

    Candace, Thanks for the good belly laugh this morning. Too cute.

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    Default Re: 10 Signs You Are Too Old For Halloween

    Pretty good stuff...Thanks for the laugh!

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    Default Re: 10 Signs You Are Too Old For Halloween

    Yep, sadly this is pretty much my life.
    Quote Originally Posted by Candace View Post
    10 Signs You Are Too Old For Halloween

    10. You get winded from knocking on the door.
    9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
    8. You ask for high fiber candy only.
    7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance
    and fall over.
    6. People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!" and you're not wearing a
    mask.
    5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the
    rest.
    4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.
    3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your
    hairpiece.
    2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.
    1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.

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