You might be a Survivalist/Prepper IF...

- you can spout the location of every mosque, nuclear target, and possible civilian targets in a tri-state area.

- your wife has to remind you to leave the college fund money alone when purchasing "stuff".

- you have more money tied up in your BOV than you do your BOL.

- the local police chief calls you when the have a question about firearms.

- the Fire Department has you on the list as a source of available water during a time of crisis.

- You have enough experience with shaking cans so that you can tell what is in it even when there is no label on it.

- You know 15 ways to preserve meat, but can't answer the question "what's for dinner honey?".

- The aforementioned Fire Department has a map of your house indicating powder and silver storage (think falling safe) locations to be aware of if ever there is a fire.

- You know what a "fan Di-Pole" is and you actually have a six legged one on your property.

- Your three year old learned "the 10" of firearms safety before he even knew how to read.

- Your one year old practices OPSEC.

- You bought diamonds that had nothing to do with making a woman happy.

-Your kids still think the cat you "rescued" is a pet and not a potential food source.

- You have 3 backups to every resource that enters your home.


- Your will is written so cryptically that the attorney calls it a "Scavenger Hunt".

- You have parts guns that support your backup guns.

- you know that hail and solar panels = SHTF

- The letters S, H, T & F are worn off of your computer keyboard.

-Even your dog has a BOB

- You have more food than the local Mini-Mart.