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Bowling League Survival Kit


X-for that much needed strike
Velcro-for when you need to get a grip
Pin Money-you always need more (fake of course)
Tire-for when you need to pick up that spare
Starburst-for that burst of energy needed for the game
Band Aid-for the blistered fingers
Towel-to dry the tears
Blinders-so you won't see how the others are playing
Blue Ribbon-you are always a winner

Various Bowling Sayings submitted by readers:

Thunder is the sound of angels bowling.
Shopping Tip: You can get shoes for $1.75 at bowling alleys.
Sign in Bowling Alley: "Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop."
Bowlers love to hear a pin drop.
Bowlers love to strike out!
Old bowlers never die, they just end up in gutters.
Old bowlers never die, they just quit scoring.
Old bowlers never die, they just strike out

Bowler with an attitude: The only thing going into the gutter is my mind.
Bowlers always have time to spare!
I only bowl on days that end with Y.
Old bowlers never die. They just don't score as much.
OLD BOWLERS never die, they just end up in the gutter.
Bowling is right up my alley!
Bowlers love to strike out!
 

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