Abacus : for when your calculator wears out
Marbles : to replace the ones you will lose during tax season
Rope : in case you get to the end of yours
Penny: to give you extra cents (sense) to know which battles to fight, & which ones to ignore.
Magic Wand : for the magician people think you should be
Piece of string : to help you
"tie-up" those loose ends.
A Lifesaver : to keep you from drowning in everyday problems.
A lemon drop : to remind you that "when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade."
A lollipop : to help you lick your problems.
A rubber band
: to help you to remember to be "flexible" in all things.
A Snicker candy bar : to remind you that laughter IS the best medicine.
A paper clip : to help you "hold it all together."
A stick of gum : to give you that "stick-to-it" attitude.
A safety pin : to help you "pin-point" your problems, the better to solve them
Get out of Jail Free card : for that tax return you fudged on
A mint : so you will always have a fresh outlook .
Candle : for when you're burning the
Battery : to help you keep going and going and going.
Candy kiss : to remind you that you are loved by me
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