Flip your head upside down, and tease it like it called you names. Stand back up and before you lose the 'oomph', spray your hair. Use enough hairspray so that the hair would withstand 50mph wind.
Apply a thick line of black eyeliner on the bottom lash.
Tie a folded handkerchief around the head, on the forehead and tie it tightly in back. A shirt is optional, but a concert shirt with slits in the sides would be perfect.
A pink or red hue of lipstick can be added if desired.
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