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I'm not as smart as I thought I was
Only other parents are cool
Gray hair is inherited from our children
I don't understand anything
You can never have enough nachos, pizza, and soda in the house
Some 4-letter words are hard to speak at home (love, work, help) and other's aren't
Toddlers step on your toes, teens step on your heart
I can't cook
Rules are meant to be broken
You can't make someone do something they don't want to do
Stress is not for adults only
A clean room is an oxymoron
Friends come first
Dinner together is a "foreign" meal
Live for today
Never take ~NO~ for an answer
Clothes hangers look better on the floor - next to what they were intended to hang
Video game strategy can be recited in detail, but don't ask about homework
You're *amned if you do and you're *amned if you don't

 

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