The Yard Stick is a stick (with personality of course...)
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This is a yard stick.
I know this cause I found it in my yard.
You can do many things with this yard stick -
you can check to see how deep a mud puddle is...
you can check to see how muchgas is in the lawn mower...
You can play catch with dog with it...
you can even use it to start a fire.
You can use it for whatever you wish, just DON'T put it back in my yard!!!