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    • Santa Snot Gag Gift

      Santa Snot is an amusingly nasty little gag gift that will thrill youngsters . . .

      Place some Green M&M's or Green Tic Tacs in a Baggie
      and attach a cute topper with one of the following poems attached:


      Some kids are so special
      they won't be forgot
      others are so horrible
      they're getting Santa snot!
      So what sort of kid are you
      naughty or real nice?
      guess if you're reading this
      Santa checked his list twice!!
      Sue Pitchfork

      Or

      It's 'snot' a lot to ask for
      So make sure you watch what you do
      And always remember your manners
      A little please or a thank you

      For it could make the difference
      When you start to jump about
      And open up your stocking
      To find that Santa's snot falls out

      Remember he is watching
      His elves are around a lot
      And if you're being naughty
      All you'll get is Santa's snot
      2005 Yvonne Lowther


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