• Santa Snot Gag Gift

    Santa Snot is an amusingly nasty little gag gift that will thrill youngsters . . .

    Place some Green M&M's or
    Green Tic Tacs in a Baggie
    and attach a cute topper with one of the following poems attached:

    Some kids are so special
    they won't be forgot
    others are so horrible
    they're getting Santa snot!
    So what sort of kid are you
    naughty or real nice?
    guess if you're reading this
    Santa checked his list twice!!
    © Sue Pitchfork


    It's 'snot' a lot to ask for
    So make sure you watch what you do
    And always remember your manners
    A little please or a thank you

    For it could make the difference
    When you start to jump about
    And open up your stocking
    To find that Santa's snot falls out

    Remember he is watching
    His elves are around a lot
    And if you're being naughty
    All you'll get is Santa's snot
    © 2005 Yvonne Lowther

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