Wrap a dishcloth and dish towel in a large and pretty box with
this note attached:
This Christmas our ship has finally come in
We're feeling so wealthy and rich.
Instead of some small remembrance
Thisyear will be quite a switch
We're giving a gift of high quality
No more cheap presents for us.
It's time we really went all out
But don't worry, its really no fuss.
We considered giving you a sports car
Or maybe a tropical cruise ---
But we decided to be more practical
And give something you really could use.
So, open the box and you may be surprised,
To find not only ONE gift, but two --
We hope you will put your presents to work
It's a WASHER & DRYER, too!!!!