Take a pair of men's briefs and sew the leg holes shut. Attach elastic handles to the waist band with buttons. Then place the following items into the "brief case":
- nail - hillbilly toothpick
- old car key - hillbilly ear wax remover
- newspaper strips the size of toilet paper - hillbilly toilet paper
- a jar of beans - hillbilly bubble bath
- matches and a jar
- belly button brush - directions
Leave the fly area open as this holds pens and pencils really well, it will also hold a cell phone.
Additional Items for the "Briefcase"
- Redneck Calculator (This could be added to the Briefcase) Add a pair of feet with all ten toes cut out of construction paper then folded like a card and inside the card all the toes numbered.
- Redneck Telephones - two tin cans with string attached to both.
- Redneck Cell Phone - one tin can with an antenna
- Redneck Microwave -magnifying glass (uses the sun to cook)