Small Spritzer Bottle (found in the toiletries aisle of supermarket)
15 drops Lemongrass Essential Oil
10 drops Bergamot Essential Oil
8 oz water
You could also print the poem separately and use a 4 oz travel bottle, attach the tag with raffia ribbon.
Add a label with this poem:
There once was lady so sweet,
Who desired to be completely discrete,
She was afraid to go poo,
whilst visiting someone she knew,
for fear her smell was far less than a treat.
She thought and she fret - till at last,
she decided to use the sweet smell of lemongrass
to disguise the smell of her @ss!
With this handy bottle of Potty-pourri,
now she can poo when she has Company.
(C) Melissa 'Liss' Burnell
Simply shake and spray onto the water in your toilet bowl BEFORE you pinch a grumpy. The oils will disperse over the water creating a vapor barrier, thus preventing the offending odor.
Print Individual labels (approx 3"x4")
Print Wrap around labels
Print Wrap Around Labels for 4 oz bottle as pictured top