1. Always log your terminal off when you leave, even if you're only going to the bathroom for 5 minutes.
2. The only people who MAKE MONEY FAST on the Internet are those who manufacture routers and disk drives.
3. The net's memory is no
4. Some net-kooks are noisy, some net-kooks are stupid, and some net- kooks are rude. But the ones who will flame you personally are the net-kooks who are noisy, stupid AND rude.
5. C++ is a fairytale language. Unfortunately, the fairytale is not "The Goose that laid the Golden Eggs", but rather "The Emperor has no Clothes".
6. Not all moderators and FAQ-compilers eventually become power-mad and insane. Some of them started out that way.
7. The net's memory is no longer than its attention span, so if you wait a little while you're sure to see the same thing go round again.