Bowling League Survival Kit

Our Bowlers Survival Kit and Bowling League Survival kits are designed to bring a smile to the face of your favorite bowling enthusiast. It's a great pick-me-up when the game isn't going so well.

Collect Each of the following items, place them in a baggie, print out the following content explanation and add to the bag. Attach a cute topper and give as a gift.

X - for that much needed strike
Velcro - for when you need to get a grip
Pin Money - you always need more (fake of course)
Tire - for when you need to pick up that spare
Starburst - for that burst of energy needed for the game
Band Aid - for the blistered fingers
Towel - to dry the tears
Blinders - so you won't see how the others are playing
Blue Ribbon - you are always a winner

• Print Contents (4x6 size): Bowling League Survival Kit
• Print Contents (4x6 size): Bowlers Survival Kit
• Print Topper

Other Items that could be included are listed below.

Various Bowling Sayings submitted by readers:

• Thunder is the sound of angels bowling.
• Bowlers love to hear a pin drop.
• Bowlers love to strike out!
• Old bowlers never die, they just end up in gutters.
• Old bowlers never die, they just quit scoring.
• Old bowlers never die, they just strike out
• Bowler with an attitude: The only thing going into the gutter is my mind.
• Bowlers always have time to spare!
• I only bowl on days that end with Y.
• Old bowlers never die. They just don't score as much.
• OLD BOWLERS never die, they just end up in the gutter.
• Bowling is right
  up my alley!
• Bowlers love to strike out!

Shopping Tip: You can get shoes for $1.75 at bowling alleys.

Sign in Bowling Alley: "Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop."